my landlord just brought a group of girls round to view our house because we are moving out next summer and I was in bed in my underwear doing work and they came in and I said “sorry ladies unfortunately I don’t come with the room” and none of them laughed it was pretty dire
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
you guys prob saw already but look 30 new pictures from sherlock
spoilers for obvious reasons
LOOK AT ALL THE MOLLY
mockingjay was a great book
everyone had a good time
prim had a blast
fun for the whole family
i want Twelve to swear a lot but i want the TARDIS to be conscious of it and basically put a swear filter on him so every time he says a bad word it comes out as a made up ten-year-old swear
you are a beautiful human being
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
holy fucking shit
get this circulated. like, everywhere.
“you are not alone”
are you telling me Mary Poppins is a Time Lady because headcanon accepted
She owns a sonic umbrella.
not to mention her carpetbag is BIGGER ON THE INSIDE
what if she’s doctor’s last regeneration
I am fully prepared to go along with this.